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WTF – the IDS Way

Today it has been reported IDS, aka I Don’t Care-Smith, aka In Denial-Smith, has instructed the DWP to issue ‘advice’ concerning benefit claimants and Valentine’s Day canoodling. Apparently, we have to be careful we don’t go too far…ie don’t move in with your new beloved or IDS will stop our benefits.
So, obviously, the question is what counts as Moving In?
How many nights before the F*** Police come swinging through your window?
Do you have to keep a written signed and countersigned record of your movements, so to speak?
Is there a limit to the number of times you are permitted to have sex?
How can you prove it? Photos please, to your normal signing office…
We need to know. Remember IDS is watching you! The little pervert.