WTF – the IDS Way

Today it has been reported IDS, aka I Don’t Care-Smith, aka In Denial-Smith, has instructed the DWP to issue ‘advice’ concerning benefit claimants and Valentine’s Day canoodling. Apparently, we have to be careful we don’t go too far…ie don’t move in with your new beloved or IDS will stop our benefits.
So, obviously, the question is what counts as Moving In?
How many nights before the F*** Police come swinging through your window?
Do you have to keep a written signed and countersigned record of your movements, so to speak?
Is there a limit to the number of times you are permitted to have sex?
How can you prove it? Photos please, to your normal signing office…
We need to know. Remember IDS is watching you! The little pervert.


Meaning what

The one says ‘what is the point of life?’

The other says ‘the point is to find out what the point of life is’

The one says ‘have you found out  what the point is?’

The other says ‘yes, I have, but I can’t tell you because it’s a secret.’

The one says ‘I’m dying to find out ‘

The other says ‘ Quite possibly.  I could tell  you, but then, as it’s a secret, I would have to kill you’

The one says ‘What’s the point of that?

The other says ‘Exactly’